Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Pet Peeves




TO PET OWNERS: PLEASE DO NOT LET YOUR PETS PEE IN THE ELEVATOR. IT CAUSES OUR RESIDENTS GREAT INCONVENIENCE. STRICT DISCIPLINE FOR YOUR PET IS NEEDED....

The PEE problem ....people here LOVE their dogs. There are more dogs than children here. The dogs tend to be the teeny, tiny breeds that are soooo cute but very yippy. They dress them in all sorts of fabulous outfits ... But, these dogs still need to be dogs. They need a place to pee. They sometimes don't want to wait for their masters and mistresses to carry them across the street to the park. In fact, they will lift their legs to relieve themselves just about anywhere ... We have signs like the above calling for "strict discipline," but unfortunately, the dogs can't read ... so liter bottles of water are put everywhere and tied around any potential pole or potty spot. Apparently, the dogs do not like to mark the areas where the bottles of water are stacked ... I'm not sure I understand that one...


























I read an article about a man who made a fortune doing dog artwork or I should say "outsourcing" dog artwork. He would take a photo of the dog, send it off to China and in about two weeks, he would have a great dog picture to deliver to his clients.... wish I'd thought of that...

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